I didn't get anything, except the usual "Hey, my friend there likes you." *she cowers away as i approach her*. Pathetic.

Are you HOT, FUN, and AVAILABLE?

Am i ATTRACTED to you both physically and mentally?
Are you SINGLE and NEAR enough to drop by casually?

Then i might be interested in actually shacking up with you!

Ask me for details!

Yakumo reminds me of Xelloss.

And i'm feeling generous... any requests? Offers still valid.

To be my friend, i only ask for a little appreciation.

I think this is required reading.

Speaking of reading, some of y'all might enjoy bookish and Goodreads.